CryingCauseImAFangirl

simplypotterheads:

I like how all of these 11-17 year olds are just going to school with vampires and werewolves and giant spiders and vicious three-headed dogs in their backyard, yet they need a permission slip with an iron-clad parent/guardian signature to go have a harmless butterbeer at the nearby wizarding village. 

Okay, Hogwarts. Okay.

toopaletofunction:

staythatswhatimeanttosay:

One nation, under Canada, above Mexico.

with liberty and justice for some 

bbcatemysoul:

sherlock series 4 ep 3

john is living back at baker street

and he comes home one night and says he has a date

sherlock is lying on the couch, staring at the ceiling, and just sighs and doesn’t answer

so john persists, “it’s where two people who like each other go out and have fun”

sherlock finally glances over, scowling, and snaps, “i know what a date is, john”

and then john says, “good, then get dressed so we can go”

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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orbitingghosts:

STILL LOVE TIHS COMIC

orbitingghosts:

STILL LOVE TIHS COMIC

crassper:

Where are his parents

crassper:

Where are his parents

I am about to get a baby king/corn snake but idk what to name it(btw they said they're too young to determine the sex). Any suggestions for names?
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cory-doctorow:

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pls watch this gif

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

thatonenerdybroad:

eddietg:

If you own a dog, please share.

Even if you don’t own a dog, please share

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Giving ‘em the ol’ Razzle Dazzle

genderoftheday:

Today’s Gender of the day is: Giving ‘em the ol’ Razzle Dazzle