'what is happiness to you?'
this gif of a toucan going down the stairs
remember that one time i told mark sheppard i’d get whatever he replied to me with tattooed on my body
i got that tattoo tonight
me accepting the ice bucket challenge
but imagine if we had tiny little dragons
the size of puppies
and they would go wherever we went sitting on our shoulders and hissing at everyone who tried to touch you because you’re their most special thing in the universe and they are so tiny it’s ridiculously cute
a transgender person has a child
they are now transparent
I almost thought there was gonna be something mean at the end of that. Nope. Just a pun
Girl Scouts are the ONLY exception.
"We’re selling thin mints.
Do you know who else loved thin mints.
im at my sister’s and i made myself pizza and i went to go get the pizza cutter from the drawer and i had the option between a normal pizza cutter and this
pizza: the final frontier. these are the voyages of the sauceship entercrust. its five-year mission: to explore strange new cheeses, to seek out new pizza toppings, to boldly slice where no pizza cutter has sliced before.
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations